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Redneck Words of Wisdom

Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings.

$12.95 at ChronicalBooks.com
Posted on November 4, 2006 in Redneck Books

The FairTax Plan - Not Just for Rednecks!

Want to keep all your earnings, pay no federal income tax, and abolish the IRS? Learn about the exciting plan that's spurring a peaceful tax revolt across our country. The plan does away with all federal income and payroll taxes, estate taxes, gift taxes, capital gains taxes, social security and medicare taxes, and all those embedded taxes we pay that are passed along by corporations, and replaces them with a national sales tax. You only pay tax when you choose to buy something. Here's more:

- The plan eliminates the corporate tax and helps keeps jobs in the U.S. (and brings in more jobs from overseas);
- Every family gets a monthly rebate check, which ends taxes up to the poverty level;
- It allows homeowners to pay their ENTIRE house payment with pre-tax dollars (improvement over current mortgage deductions);
- It frees up all that wasted time spent filling out cumbersome and inscrutable IRS forms each year. April 15th becomes just another spring day;
- It raises the same amount of revenue for the federal government (revenue neutral).

This plan makes too much sense not to implement. Buy the book, share it with friends, and learn more at http://www.FairTax.org. Then, be sure to write your senator and representatives!

$16.47 at Amazon.com
Posted on February 26, 2006 in Redneck Books

Extreme Mobile Home Makeover

Everyone knows the phrase "A man's home is his castle." Does that statement ring true even if:

- You removed your bathroom door so you could watch TV from the commode?
- You spray painted your dead shrubbery green?
- You have to mow around a refrigerator and a bed frame?

It's more great stuff from king of the rednecks, Jeff Foxworthy.

$10.19 at Amazon.com
Posted on December 21, 2005 in Redneck Books

SPAM the Cookbook

SPAM The Cookbook offers 20 recipes (think Thai SPAM Cakes and SPAM steaks in Port Wine), a concise history of SPAM, quotes and excerpts from Nikita Kruschev, Monty Python and fan clubs, and much more. Enough to make any self-respecting redneck drool.

$9.95 at Amazon.com
Posted on December 9, 2005 in Redneck Books

Redneck Night Before Christmas

This hardcover presents a redneck twist on the well-known poem about an important Christmas visitor, who arrives in a pickup truck accompanied by eight hound dogs. Don't try to drink an RC cola while you read, or you'll end up laughing and spewing it all over the book.

$10.85 at Amazon.com
Posted on November 6, 2005 in Redneck Books

A Mobile Home for the Holidays

You might be a redneck if

* You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
* You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
* The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
* Your nativity scene has people wearing camouflage.
* Your outdoor Christmas decoration has a misspelled word.
* You ever gift wrapped a tire.

This book will be a wonderful holiday gift for the redneck in all of us.

$10.19 at Amazon.com
Posted on November 6, 2005 in Redneck Books