-
Bacon Mints
After a hearty breakfast of grits and beer, cleanse your pallet with some bacon mints.
-
USB Barbeque
Leave it to the Japanese to come up with the ultimate redneck computer accessory -- the USB BBQ. Too much surfing making you hungry for a pulled pork platter? No worries -- just fire up the grill by plugging it into your USB port.
-
Nope, It's Redneck Soap
No redneck bathroom makeover would be complete without a few accent pieces of Nope It's Soap. Nope It's Soap is high-quality, coffee-scented soap that looks just like a whopping pile of dog poo. The kids will love it in the bath, or use it as a shop / utility soap and take advantage of the exfoliating properties of the coffee. Also makes great wedding gifts or favors.
-
Redneck Words of Wisdom
Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings.
-
Redneck Baby
Get your youngin' started early on the track to redneckdom. Choose from wigs to trick your kid out as The Donald, Lil Kim, Bob Marley (shown), or Samuel L.
-
Redneck Halloween Costume
Nothing says "redneck" like wearing an outhouse costume for Halloween. Also makes a lasting impression at class reunions.
$39.99 at BuyCostumes.com
Posted on September 13, 2006 in Redneck Apparel -
Open a Beer with Your Hat
Does it seem like there's a theme brewing here? Are rednecks inexorably linked to beer? Well, of course. And now you can open a cool one with your hat.
-
Beer for Dogs
Share a beer with your best friend! Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated, Happy Tail Ale is the ultimate liquid refreshment for your dog.
Sure, there are lots of ways you show your dog you love him: Taking him for a walk, giving him a belly rub, tossing him a few treats...but how about a beer?
-
The Beerbelly
The Beerbelly brings Freedom to the Beverage! Now you can drink WHAT you want, WHEN you want, WHERE you want, with no hassles and for less money! What more could you ask for? Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, anywhere, YOU DECIDE!
The bladder holds up to 80 oz. of your beverage of choice (domestic or import) and fits in a custom shaped pouch in the sling. It has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas, and to simplify cleaning. When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude with a beerbelly.
-
Flying Lawn Mower - Get Your Redneck Pilot's License
With this flying lawn mower you'll be the envy of every redneck who only has a riding mower. Its maneuvers through the clouds are like redneck poetry in motion.
You've got to see this to believe it. Click on the link below to see the video.
