Redneck Gear

Bacon Mints

2008-02-09T18:55:55Z

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]]> After a hearty breakfast of grits and beer, cleanse your pallet with some bacon mints.

USB Barbeque

2008-01-26T14:57:45Z

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]]> Leave it to the Japanese to come up with the ultimate redneck computer accessory -- the USB BBQ. Too much surfing making you hungry for a pulled pork platter? No worries -- just fire up the grill by plugging it into your USB port.

Nope, It's Redneck Soap

2007-01-27T14:52:15Z

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]]> No redneck bathroom makeover would be complete without a few accent pieces of Nope It's Soap. Nope It's Soap is high-quality, coffee-scented soap that looks just like a whopping pile of dog poo. The kids will love it in the bath, or use it as a shop / utility soap and take advantage of the exfoliating properties of the coffee. Also makes great wedding gifts or favors.

Redneck Words of Wisdom

2006-11-05T04:00:17Z

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]]> Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings.

Redneck Baby

2006-10-04T01:17:00Z

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]]> Get your youngin' started early on the track to redneckdom. Choose from wigs to trick your kid out as The Donald, Lil Kim, Bob Marley (shown), or Samuel L.

Redneck Halloween Costume

2006-09-14T01:40:53Z

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]]> Nothing says "redneck" like wearing an outhouse costume for Halloween. Also makes a lasting impression at class reunions.

Open a Beer with Your Hat

2006-09-09T01:12:19Z

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]]> Does it seem like there's a theme brewing here? Are rednecks inexorably linked to beer? Well, of course. And now you can open a cool one with your hat.

Beer for Dogs

2006-09-07T02:30:53Z

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]]> Share a beer with your best friend! Non-alcoholic and non-carbonated, Happy Tail Ale is the ultimate liquid refreshment for your dog.

Sure, there are lots of ways you show your dog you love him: Taking him for a walk, giving him a belly rub, tossing him a few treats...but how about a beer?

The Beerbelly

2006-09-06T04:02:30Z

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]]> The Beerbelly brings Freedom to the Beverage! Now you can drink WHAT you want, WHEN you want, WHERE you want, with no hassles and for less money! What more could you ask for? Now you can drink your favorite beverage at the movies, the ballgame, on the plane, anywhere, YOU DECIDE!

The bladder holds up to 80 oz. of your beverage of choice (domestic or import) and fits in a custom shaped pouch in the sling. It has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas, and to simplify cleaning. When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude with a beerbelly.

Flying Lawn Mower - Get Your Redneck Pilot's License

2006-08-25T01:42:27Z

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]]> With this flying lawn mower you'll be the envy of every redneck who only has a riding mower. Its maneuvers through the clouds are like redneck poetry in motion.

You've got to see this to believe it. Click on the link below to see the video.

The FairTax Plan - Not Just for Rednecks!

2006-02-26T18:37:38Z

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]]> Want to keep all your earnings, pay no federal income tax, and abolish the IRS? Learn about the exciting plan that's spurring a peaceful tax revolt across our country. The plan does away with all federal income and payroll taxes, estate taxes, gift taxes, capital gains taxes, social security and medicare taxes, and all those embedded taxes we pay that are passed along by corporations, and replaces them with a national sales tax. You only pay tax when you choose to buy something. Here's more:

- The plan eliminates the corporate tax and helps keeps jobs in the U.S. (and brings in more jobs from overseas);
- Every family gets a monthly rebate check, which ends taxes up to the poverty level;
- It allows homeowners to pay their ENTIRE house payment with pre-tax dollars (improvement over current mortgage deductions);
- It frees up all that wasted time spent filling out cumbersome and inscrutable IRS forms each year. April 15th becomes just another spring day;
- It raises the same amount of revenue for the federal government (revenue neutral).

This plan makes too much sense not to implement. Buy the book, share it with friends, and learn more at http://www.FairTax.org. Then, be sure to write your senator and representatives!

Custom Velvet Elvis Make-Over Painting

2006-01-11T02:51:39Z

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]]> Create your own original HAND PAINTED custom Elvis Make-Over velvet painting! Make yourself, a friend, or a loved one into the King! Just upload a photo and provide any special instructions.

Redneck Stylin' - Checkered Flag Tie

2006-01-08T02:57:43Z

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]]> This silk, black and silver checkered flag tie goes great with a tuxedo or a mullet wig (or for those extra-special occasions, both)!

You Might Be a Redneck When... Poster

2006-01-04T01:21:42Z

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]]> If you've ever been included in a custody fight over a hunting dog, or if you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher, then this poster is for you. Measures 23 x 35 inches.

Here's Your Sign - Bill Envgall DVD

2005-12-24T19:06:48Z

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]]> Captured live in this dynamic stand-up performance, Engvall is at his smart-talking, sidesplitting best. Bill was one of the headliners on the hugely successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and starred in the follow-up hit film with fellow redneck Jeff Foxworthy.